あなたが私のペニスをしゃぶっているのを妻は知っていますか？

Hey man, thanks for coming over.

Thought we could just have a nice, chill bro day, you know?

We haven't really, uh, had a lot of time to hang out since your wedding.

And I understand, man. I'm not like one of those guys who's like,

"Why are you spending so much time with that woman you love from the bottom of your heart and want to build a family with?"