アシュリー・マッケンジーの大きな充血した猫

Talking of earthquakes; when I saw the lovely Ashleigh I felt the earth move! So, she seemed to be visiting her mum mums. She was in an out and then I followed as she tripped off home. Sometimes I skip when I follow. Back at her flat she started watching TV. There was some boring news item on but it seemed to do the trick for Ashleigh. She began rubbing her breasts and nipples and then got out a bloody great big vibrator...I sat back, lit my pipe and began to admire her handiwork!