大晦日に男が警官に捕まり、彼をどこかに連れて行き、熱いフェラチオとケツファックのお祝いをしました

It was an ordinary New Year's Eve party, and I was somewhat ********.

I was gonna save the blackout ***** stuff for my own house.

It's about 8.30pm when I decided I should go ahead and go home.

Only problem is, I drove to this party, and I obviously couldn't drive back home,

cause I'm a decent human being that doesn't drive while under the influence.